by gillsfan1066 » Sun May 15, 2022 1:02 am
Stevew106........ ignore the peasants, with their hot dogs and cups of char, sitting in the cold, teeth if they have any chattering, come and join us in the Watch, Wine and Dine Section I swear it doesn't matter what's going on down on the muddy old grass, none of us watch the silly game anyway, most of us don't even know who is playing, just a bunch of guys in blue and black striped shirts and some others not in blue and black striped shirts running around and falling over..
It only costs 40 quid, and for that you might if your lucky get to meet Mr Lidbit,(without his beautiful wife which is to be honest a complete disappointment) ,but he will regale you with tales of his cricketing accomplishments playing for Kent , and if you're lucky she might be sitting outside waiting for him to leave by the time we rich folk have had our meeting with Scally when we get to throw lemon meringue pies at him if we lost.
You also get an executive ticket ,something to save as a memento to remember where we came from when we make it to the Premier Division, in four or five years, and there is a wonderful buffet that includes, Scally Burgers, Scally Chips, Scally Dips, Scally Prawns, Scally Oysters on the half shell, Scally Camel Hump , imported from his racing stables in the UAE, ( that will teach the bugger to run faster ) Scally Drinks, a waterdown version of any drink you care to name, tea or coffee at half time, and all severed by a toples Mrs.Scally,who for a couple of bob will lift her Gulf Style Kaftan Dress and show you her tattoo of Priestfield Stadium from the air ,including, players autographed parking spaces for every member of the team ,for the last 20 years.
You also get a PROGRAMME AND LISTEN ,LISTEN, A TEAM SHEET, I am not joking A TEAM SHEET. It is just incase anyone from the cheap seats who is panhandling to get the bus fare home, happens to see you getting out of the Limo at the chippy on the way back to your mansion, and has the nerve to say hello Sir, could you spare a penny or maybe two and tell me who played number 69 today for the Gills.
You don't have to answer him,but I think you might find it fun to see how the other half,sorry, 99% lives, I always find it fun to say Mr Garawa do you and your 17 children need a ride home , and then when he bows and doffs his cap and says aye Sir that would be fine, I do, then I tell the driver to step on the gas and wave bye as we race up Barnsole Road on my way home to Sevenoaks .
Well Stevew10648725486 I look forward to seeing you at our first game against Harrowgate or, Salford City, maybe we can have dinner one night,newest member of the WATCH , WHINE and DINE club buys,(thats you).