by gillsfan1066 » Sat Mar 13, 2021 3:28 am
A Catholic lawyer with a wife and 12 kids needed to rent a bigger house,but everywhere he went once the landlord heard he had 12 children he was told no , because the landlord thought the kids would wreck the house. He found the house of his dreams on the corner of a quiet road near the local park and made an appointment to visit , but before he went he sent his wife and 11 of the kids off the the cemetery to visit her family's plot.
At the interview the landlord said so how many children do you have, and the lawyer said 12. The landlord asked where are the others, so putting on his best courtroom face he said sadly the others are in the cemetery, with their Mother.
I am sorry said the landlord , sign,here the place is yours.
The moral to this story,you don't have to lie,just chooses the right words, and think of this,in a recent survey over 90 % of politicians went to school to become lawyers.