by gillsfan1066 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 11:25 am
Mr.Garawa day when there is no game at Priestfield . He started off going to the dentist in the morning, the dentist said," You need a crown", to which Mr.G answered
" Finally someone who understands me." The dentist started to do the work on G, " Listen " said the dentist "this might be a bit painful but ",Mr G interrupted him and said
"Don't worry I can take it" , the dentist sighed, said "OK then , for a while now I've been having an affair with your wife " .
Depressed on the way home he stopped for lunch because he once told me his wife's cooking was , well lets just say not as good as his old Moms. The waiter said, "And for you Sir ", looking across at the table next to him he said, " I will have what that womans having please", to which the waiter replied ," No Sir your won't , have you seen the size of her,I am sure she is going to eat it all herself " .
After walking around for a couple of hours he decided he still loved his wife, going home he sent the 10 kids to there rooms and opening a bottle of wine he sat down to talk to the lovely Mrs G. After a while she shouted out " I love you ", G smiled, gave her a kiss and said "is that you or the wine talking " , " It's me talking to the wine" said Mrs G pouring another 24 ounce mug full of a full blooded red 3 pound bottle from Tesco's.
Giving it one last try he said " honey , I really want to satisfy you in bed tonight" she said "great" and threw a blanket and pillow on the sofa, saying "sleep tight".
As he laid on the couch pulling the covers up she kissed him on the forehead and said goodnight. " Will you call me when you next have an orgasim " he asked rather bashfully, of course I will she whispered "is it OK for me to call you at work " ? Nibbling on his ear Mrs G said G,( in her sultry Marlene Dietrich voice), can I spend 10,000 pounds on breast implants " He looked at her and said why don't you just rub toilet paper on them", "i don't get what you mean" she said. Rolling over he yawned and said, " well it worked on your ass didn't it" and fell asleep a happy man.................................Just joking Mrs. G, just joking.