The great news is that if you put the 18 players named above on one side of a piece of paper, and next to their names you put the number of goals they scored in all competitions last season (and yes I know we only played 35 games) the Mighty Gills would have outscored Bolton's last season tally of 27 G/F by 4 huge goals . So lets add say another 25% for a full season I guess promotion hopeful Gillingham FC can look at scoring a total of around 40 goals this season, I sure hope we can keep both keepers on the pitch at the same time to boost our G/F G/A. columns
Got to make a call , hello, hello, Paddy Powers I would like to put a 100 quid on the score of the Gillingham /Hull game please, 100 pounds ,Gillingham 0-4 Hull. Hold on make it Gillingham 1- 4 Hull, Hull might score an own goal because their keeper might have dozed off having no fans in the stadium and having nothing to do all day.
Also give me a hundred bucks on the following.
Gillingham get more draws than any other team in the division.
Gillingham to get relegated.
Evans to walk out before the season ends.
Gillingham don't get any closer to getting a new stadium, but we will hear all about how close we are in Scally's Christmas Message to the 45 remaining Gills Fans..
Scally does not get financial backing from the Emirates (or anywhere else)
Scally's wife stops coming to games bur still earns a 100,000 pounds p.a.as Scallys P.A.
Scally starts to give more power to the everyday running of the club to his son in early October, by February 21st his son makes his first decisions, he is going to put his Dads picture on the front of the program each week. Heartbroken when he finds out that all the programs he has been writing and designing in the back room for the last year were never actually printed, he broke down, opened a twelve pack, and when asked by our roving corespondent Scoop Stevens if he felt he should return some of the 50,000 pound salary he got each year, he ran out of the ground shouting you must be crazy , It's mine, all mine, just like the team will be one day.
Asked later by Scoop if it were true that his son one day would take over running the club, Paul Scally said , and I quote, "he certainly will, but lets be honest by then we will be playing in Division One of the Combined Counties Football League with exciting away games against the mighty Jersey Bulls in Guernsey , it's in like France you know, and lets be serious even my dumb ass son won't be able to **** that up ..............................will he"?