by gillsfan1066 » Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:12 pm
Welcome back , Her Majesty's Place in Maidstone still open, or were you in one of those holiday camp open prison places ? You missed a bit, really not a lot , Mr Lidbit got signed up by Kent County Cricket Club, scored a hundred and bowled out four with his googlies. He was lucky Mrs. L, that wonderful woman was at the match and managed to undo them on the drive home , which would have been fine it it had not still been daylight at 7.30 when the police car pulled up alongside them at a red light on the A1 and took them both down to Gillingham nick for questioning, but they got off with a warning, and not the Public Indecency lewd act ticket they thought they were going to get.
Mr garawa's wife had another baby back last spring, I think there only one shy of a five- a -side footie team, five on the field, but as of today only two on the bench, not three like the rules of the game demand , and Mr G is worried that it might not happen, he has just found out Mrs G has been saving her Green Shield Stamps for 12 years now and is only a couple of books away from getting a 14 inch black and white TV for the bedroom, and you know how that can ruin that special night you only get once every three or four months .
Old Billabong Bunbury appears to have been released from the chain gang, but he seems to be back to his old ways , traveling through Bangkok and the Golden Triangle trying to set up drug deals with the various Far Eastern Cartels, so how long he will be free man is anyone's guess ?
The rest of the gang all seems to be OK, Mr Garawa upset Fanny Mulligan a couple of years ago so FOM doesn't post anymore, which is a shame, because he had got us completely mesmerised with his nationwide search search for cheap Coca Cola and chewing gum , but he isn't around anymore so "save the lav " or whatever that French saying is.
Well congratulations to you and the new Mrs Mooke , glad you finally made an honest woman of her, and just out of interest The Mighty Gills are STILL in Division ONE, easy easy easy , NOT THAT Division One, that's now called the Premier Division. It seems a few years ago everyone playing in Division Four got upset at being complete and utter losers, so as not to upset the maggots any more they changed Division Four to Division Two ,and there all happy now. Were in Division One , which used to be called Division Three, complicated isn't it ?
Oh and remember we went into Europe, well there is this real funny guy as Prime Minister now with crazy hair and a scruffy suite, and he is taking us out of Europe , I don't know why but he is.
Nice to have you back, try and keep on the straight and narrow now your out of pris, hospital, wink wink, and GO GILLS.
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