Blimey! What happened this morning???

[Garawa]

For some reason the board has gone very quiet over the past few days but for some reason it had the most it has ever had all logging in at 8:02 this morning! 32 of you in fact! Not sure what was so special about it?

[Rimshot]

They were all looking for the latest Oscar Pistorius joke...btw, he's made a break for freedom disguised as a set of golf clubs. Said the evidence against him is flimsy, the footprints at the crime scene could have been anyone's.

[Poshgill]

He said that he was provoked as his girlfriend had bought him a pair of socks for Valentines day.

[Snackboyslim]

LOL Posh.
She obviously went out on a limb to try and please him with such an original gift.

Thus far, the police are still stumped as to the motive, however, the fact that blood samples taken from him show that he was probably legless could yet prove vital.

[CadburyMan]

I see what Oscar Pistorius is doing. Go to jail for 25 years and when he gets released - Bam - President of South Africa.

Apparently that's how it works over there !

[Poshgill]

I'm suprised by him using a gun. I'd have thought his weapon of choice would have been a blade...

I see he has been denied bail even though his defence Attorney agreed to him wearing an ankle tag.

[Snackboyslim]

[Garawa]

(Warning: the following post contains no Oscar Pistorius related joke or inuendo)

If this board had a 5 star post rating like the old one, I would have 5 starred all the above!