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Re: The Joke Thread
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Tue Dec 01, 2020 6:15 pmby CadburyMan
A man goes to the optician for his annual eye test.
The optician puts a contraption on his face, and asks him what he can see.
"I can see empty airports and empty football grounds. I can see closed theatres, pubs and restaurants," he says.
"That's perfect," replied the optician, "you've got 20/20 vision."
Re: The Joke Thread
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Fri Dec 04, 2020 9:28 amby gillsfan1066
Just think, if you die from Coronavirus even your Death will be "Made in China".
Re: The Joke Thread
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Tue Dec 08, 2020 7:46 pmby CadburyMan
And it's the longest anything created in China has ever lasted
Re: The Joke Thread
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Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:53 amby CadburyMan
A man walks into a bar - lucky b*****d !
Re: The Joke Thread
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Mon Dec 21, 2020 9:17 pmby gillsfan1066
Girlfriend left me yesterday after we payed golf. She said you spent ages looking for that damn golf ball all day but can't spend five minutes looking for my G spot, packed her bags, and slammed the door on her way out. Happy Christmas , BAH HUMBUG.
Re: The Joke Thread
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Tue Dec 22, 2020 10:42 pmby CadburyMan
Great News
Nice offer on Amazon - if you buy all Adam & the Ants sheet music they'll throw in a stand and deliver
Re: The Joke Thread
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 11:15 amby CadburyMan
i didn't realise I had a drink problem until I tried Advocaat - I had one glass and it just snowballed
Re: The Joke Thread
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Sat Dec 26, 2020 12:21 amby gillsfan1066
Christmas is exactly like my job, I do all the work and some fat guy in a suite gets all the credit.
Re: The Joke Thread
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Sat Dec 26, 2020 12:38 amby gillsfan1066
What does the The Houses of Parliament, The US Senate, and the Stable that Jesus was born in all have in common ?................All were well supplied with asses .
Re: The Joke Thread
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Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:18 amby CadburyMan
I paid up front for a carpenter to make me a double bed and the bugger's only gone and done a bunk.
Its just one thing on top of another !!