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Hahaha, I hate your jokes, haha, I never get them in the beginning, then when the light goes on a week later I am laughing like an idiot, haha.

This one is in picture form to help you 1066

Very clever but it took me 3 or 4 minutes. I don't fancy Gillsfan's chances.

Paddy sets Mick up on a date and says, "She's a lovely girl but there's something you should know. She's expecting a baby."

Mick shrugs his shoulders and say's "OK. I'll give it a go."

The next day Paddy sees Mick and say's "How did it go last night then?"

Mick replies "Not too good. She was half an hour late and I felt a right fool sat at the bar wearing a nappy and a frickin' bib!
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I’m a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Hull, Grimsby & Scunthorpe.

My maths teacher told me to take pie to just three dismal places.

OK I admit it, I don't get the ant joke, did anyone get it,if you did please tell me whats funny about it?

Glue tin and taller ants / Gluten intolerant Does that help ?

Simples

So I said to my wife throw a dart at the map of the world on the wall and I'll take you on holiday wherever it lands

Turns out we're having 3 weeks behind the fridge

Where is a glue tin in the picture ? I swear anyone who says he or she understands this joke PLEASE in simple terms tell me the joke.

Scroll up on the picture for two other pictures. Then I'm sure you'll under-st-ant!!