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Re: The Joke Thread
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Mon May 13, 2024 1:44 pmby CadburyMan
I said to my cat "I would love to be able to talk like you. Could you teach me how?"
He said, "Of course. To start with, the 'h' is silent..."
Re: The Joke Thread
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Mon May 27, 2024 8:34 amby CadburyMan
Just bought a 75 inch TV to watch the Premier League season next season.
I've just opened the box and there are no Leeds....
Re: The Joke Thread
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Mon Jul 08, 2024 9:11 pmby CadburyMan
If Watson isn't the most famous British doctor
Then who is.
Re: The Joke Thread
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Sun Sep 22, 2024 7:19 pmby CadburyMan
I recently read that on average, Paul Scally receives 2 turds in the post every week.
Now, what I want to know, is . .
.
. . . Who's sending him the other one?
Re: The Joke Thread
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Sat Dec 21, 2024 12:02 pmby CadburyMan
I didn't know what to get my 9 year old scouse nephew for his Birthday, so I put 20 quid in his Nan's purse.
Re: The Joke Thread
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Sat Dec 21, 2024 12:04 pmby CadburyMan
I do feel sorry for Hank Marvin…
Everyone he introduces himself to must offer him a sandwich or something.
Re: The Joke Thread
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Sat Dec 21, 2024 12:05 pmby CadburyMan
Last Christmas I gave my granddad a prostitute and a duvet, which surprised him as he'd actually asked for a tartan blanket.
Re: The Joke Thread
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Fri Dec 05, 2025 7:16 pmby CadburyMan
Went up in the loft today to get the Christmas tree and found a present I forgot to bring down last year.
How the kids would have loved that puppy