Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 11:36 amIs it just me, or did anyone else think that Les Dennis were French fire engines ?
time for some christmas jokes
what says OH OH OH
santa walking backwards
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The Joke Thread
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 11:36 amRe: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:13 pmRe: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:02 pmA young boy runs into the police station in Liverpool.
"Please come quick! My dad's getting beaten up down the pub!"
The duty sergeant grabs his cap and runs over to the pub with the boy, where they see two hefty Scousers beating the sh;t out of each other.
"Which one's your dad?" says the sergeant.
"I dunno. That's what they're fighting about."
"Please come quick! My dad's getting beaten up down the pub!"
The duty sergeant grabs his cap and runs over to the pub with the boy, where they see two hefty Scousers beating the sh;t out of each other.
"Which one's your dad?" says the sergeant.
"I dunno. That's what they're fighting about."
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:50 pmknock knock
whoes there?
whoes asking??
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i made it up and it went down really well, but have to be in the right company
whoes there?
whoes asking??
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i made it up and it went down really well, but have to be in the right company
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 10:13 amSimple explanation of offside
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:24 pmLet's hope no women anywhere near you or close to you see this or you may need some replacement body parts!
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:40 pmMother-in-law has just been diagnosed with Diabetes & Hay Fever so we're doing the usual for Mother's Day - getting her chocolates & flowers
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:29 pmMATCH OF THE DAY
I was watching Match of the Day last Saturday when the wife came in to the room and suggestively said, "fancy going to bed early?"
I said, "After the football, love"
She said. "You do realise that you can record it ."
So I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder ready and I'll be up when the footy finishes.!"
I was watching Match of the Day last Saturday when the wife came in to the room and suggestively said, "fancy going to bed early?"
I said, "After the football, love"
She said. "You do realise that you can record it ."
So I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder ready and I'll be up when the footy finishes.!"
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:52 pmScientists have come up with a miraculous invention to help women drivers....Bus tickets!..
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:18 amThere was trouble yesterday at the Women's Liberation picnic - no one would make the sandwiches!
Thank goodness my wife and daughter never come on here; I'd be in big trouble for that!
Thank goodness my wife and daughter never come on here; I'd be in big trouble for that!