The Joke Thread

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Sat Nov 21, 2015 11:36 am

Is it just me, or did anyone else think that Les Dennis were French fire engines ?
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby phil38 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:13 pm

time for some christmas jokes

what says OH OH OH

santa walking backwards
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:02 pm

A young boy runs into the police station in Liverpool.

"Please come quick! My dad's getting beaten up down the pub!"

The duty sergeant grabs his cap and runs over to the pub with the boy, where they see two hefty Scousers beating the sh;t out of each other.

"Which one's your dad?" says the sergeant.

"I dunno. That's what they're fighting about."
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby phil38 » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:50 pm

knock knock

whoes there?

whoes asking??

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i made it up and it went down really well, but have to be in the right company
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Wed Feb 17, 2016 10:13 am

Simple explanation of offside
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby lidbid46 » Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:24 pm

Let's hope no women anywhere near you or close to you see this or you may need some replacement body parts!
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:40 pm

Mother-in-law has just been diagnosed with Diabetes & Hay Fever so we're doing the usual for Mother's Day - getting her chocolates & flowers
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:29 pm

MATCH OF THE DAY

I was watching Match of the Day last Saturday when the wife came in to the room and suggestively said, "fancy going to bed early?"

I said, "After the football, love"

She said. "You do realise that you can record it ."

So I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder ready and I'll be up when the footy finishes.!"
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:52 pm

Scientists have come up with a miraculous invention to help women drivers....Bus tickets!..:)
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby lidbid46 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:18 am

There was trouble yesterday at the Women's Liberation picnic - no one would make the sandwiches!
Thank goodness my wife and daughter never come on here; I'd be in big trouble for that!
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