The Joke Thread

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Mon May 13, 2024 1:44 pm

I said to my cat "I would love to be able to talk like you. Could you teach me how?"

He said, "Of course. To start with, the 'h' is silent..."
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Mon May 27, 2024 8:34 am

Just bought a 75 inch TV to watch the Premier League season next season.

I've just opened the box and there are no Leeds....
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Mon Jul 08, 2024 9:11 pm

If Watson isn't the most famous British doctor

Then who is.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Sun Sep 22, 2024 7:19 pm

I recently read that on average, Paul Scally receives 2 turds in the post every week.

Now, what I want to know, is . .

.

. . . Who's sending him the other one?
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Sat Dec 21, 2024 12:02 pm

I didn't know what to get my 9 year old scouse nephew for his Birthday, so I put 20 quid in his Nan's purse.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Sat Dec 21, 2024 12:04 pm

I do feel sorry for Hank Marvin…

Everyone he introduces himself to must offer him a sandwich or something.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Sat Dec 21, 2024 12:05 pm

Last Christmas I gave my granddad a prostitute and a duvet, which surprised him as he'd actually asked for a tartan blanket.
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