The Joke Thread

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Sat Oct 10, 2020 3:50 pm

Just spilled the entire contents of a bottle of Flash on the floor.

Not sure whether that counts as a mess or otherwise ?
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Fri Oct 16, 2020 3:20 pm

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby gillsfan1066 » Sat Oct 17, 2020 1:13 pm

Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms, one is a Goodyear, and one is a GREAT YEAR.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby gillsfan1066 » Sat Oct 17, 2020 1:17 pm

NOW lets talk about the ANT JOKE, of course I didn't get it because the damn thing filled the entire box, and only recently has that bottom line been lifted enough to show there was more pics underneath, so of course I didn't get the damn joke. Anyway now I do, and I don't find it very funny, to think I spent hours of my life trying to understand that stupid joke, hours I will never get back again, and I might need when Evans take the might Gills into the Premier Division in the 2022/'2023 season.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:34 pm

Come on admit it - you loved the ant joke - you know you did :-)
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby gillsfan1066 » Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:36 am

I hate you, I hate everyone that let me spend hours and hours of my life trying to figure out that stupid joke, I hate Mr G more than most,I sent him 500 bucks to tell me what the joke was and he kept the money and said he didn't get the joke either he just pretended to. More than anyone I hate the person that finally pulled the little black line up at the bottom of the picture so I could see there was something underneath.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Garawa » Tue Oct 20, 2020 10:06 pm

That is more funny than the jokes! I'm sitting here with my Chicago Fire socks on imagining you getting more and more frustrated only to find the little slider lol
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby gillsfan1066 » Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:06 pm

Mr G ,I swear I looked at the damn joke for hours, everytime I came to this site I looked at it, one night myself and half a dozen guys sat around a table choosing our American Football Fantasy team, and everyone looked at it and no one found it funny, which I kind of felt grateful for because it eased my mind and convinced me that, that,that ,what was I going to say,well what eve had not set in ??? I had AeroMan for that joke,lol, and for everyone on this site that KNEW I was not getting it, and did nothing to help poor,poor me, lumps of coal for all of you at Christmas time.
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