The Joke Thread

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby gillsfan1066 » Thu Aug 13, 2020 5:00 pm

Hahaha, I hate your jokes, haha, I never get them in the beginning, then when the light goes on a week later I am laughing like an idiot, haha.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:35 pm

This one is in picture form to help you 1066
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby bunburygills » Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:12 am

Very clever but it took me 3 or 4 minutes. I don't fancy Gillsfan's chances.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Mon Sep 14, 2020 4:37 pm

Paddy sets Mick up on a date and says, "She's a lovely girl but there's something you should know. She's expecting a baby."

Mick shrugs his shoulders and say's "OK. I'll give it a go."

The next day Paddy sees Mick and say's "How did it go last night then?"

Mick replies "Not too good. She was half an hour late and I felt a right fool sat at the bar wearing a nappy and a frickin' bib!
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Sat Sep 19, 2020 6:25 pm

I’m a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Hull, Grimsby & Scunthorpe.

My maths teacher told me to take pie to just three dismal places.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby gillsfan1066 » Tue Sep 22, 2020 2:23 am

OK I admit it, I don't get the ant joke, did anyone get it,if you did please tell me whats funny about it?
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:10 am

Glue tin and taller ants / Gluten intolerant Does that help ?

Simples
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CadburyMan » Mon Sep 28, 2020 6:26 pm

So I said to my wife throw a dart at the map of the world on the wall and I'll take you on holiday wherever it lands

Turns out we're having 3 weeks behind the fridge
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby gillsfan1066 » Sun Oct 04, 2020 7:02 pm

Where is a glue tin in the picture ? I swear anyone who says he or she understands this joke PLEASE in simple terms tell me the joke.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby lidbid46 » Mon Oct 05, 2020 5:56 pm

Scroll up on the picture for two other pictures. Then I'm sure you'll under-st-ant!!
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