I need to buy the most obscure and preferably UGLY soccer shirt for someone in our golf group for Christmas. I play at a club with a group that are all keen sports fans, (including soccer) and we held out recent draw for Christmas gift buying, we all buy one person a gift and when we have our Christmas booze up we all swop gifts, or leave them on the floor next to where you collapse .
This years theme is shirts and the guy I have drawn this year is a crazy Spurs supporter and normally turns up in a Tottenham shirt, wears it under his jacket or sweater till the 2nd hole( only collard shirts allowed on the course ) and when I asked him if he wanted a golf shirt , Chicago Bears shirt , Chicago Fire shirt he did this ******* production number of Glory, Glory Tottenham Hotspurs and said a collard soccer shirt, a collard shirt, getting in my face.
Man he p**** me off so now I need a team that is so obscure no one has ever heard of them,( even if it is in the 5th tier of Scottish football, but I would prefer it to be English even if it is some club in the Kent league or what ever) with a real ugly colored shirt, something so disgusting you would not even use it to clean the windshield on your car.