Perfect!

[Garawa]

Anyone else see the scorers in Hartlepool's win 2-1 at the weekend against Notts County? Peter Hartley and James Poole!
How perfect is that?!

On that basis, I heard today that we have signed Bristol Rover's Matt Gill and York's Michael Ingham (poetic licence requested due to the fact the transfer window is shut and Ingham is a goalkeeper)!!!!

[Rimshot]

Nice one but you really have to take up crochet...clearly far too much time on your hands !

[Garawa]

Ha ha, this was an easy one (if not entirely accurate)!

[Poshgill]

Wxcellent stuff Gary. It remionds me of the Villa midfield from yerars ago that was

Brown - Arce- Hole

Or when Mal Donaghy and Phil Babb played together

it was Donaghy Babb!

[Garawa]

LOL

[Rimshot]

Not quite the same standard but I played in a team where the two fullbacks were called Grewcock and Balls

[Poshgill]

I used to work with a bloke called Allcock. His name was Steve with a middle name of Malcolm.

So when it was on the work list it read SM Allcock....

There is a signaller at Sandwich signal box called Dave Bacon and when a signaller answers the internal phone (not the signalling phone) they have to say their name and then signal box, so Dave answers Bacon, Sandwich.