Browsing through the channels to see what footie I have got to look forward to tomorrow (Saturday).............Nothing ? Who the hell arranged this fixture list, THEY could not even figure out that Saturday is THE day to watch football, THEY, the powers to be could not have had ONE or TWO games held back from today ,so any red blooded English man could watch football on a Saturday afternoon on the telly in his own castle,with a few beers, bloody hell what the ??
Is there rioting in the streets around the FA Offices, are they burning Trevor Brookings shirts on poles in the streets, not on my BBC news there not, all the p*s*y whipped men of England are off with the misses to exchange their Christmas pressies at Marks and Sparks, yes dear ,no dear, can I carry your hand bag dear , yeah Gods,what has happened to you people ??
Hang on, what, no dear I am just going to do it, waiting for the dishes to soak,yes dear I will do it now.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ,STAND UP AND TELL THE FA THAT YOU DEMAND FOOTBALL ON A SATURDAY,EVERY SATURDAY,ESPECIALLY THIS SATURDAY.
Oh good look I have found a game on channel 385 Qatar v Estonia in an International friendly , 8.30 in the morning our time, way to go, WHAT THE ,I give up.