Dear Mr.Bruce, I am writing this on behalf of Mr.Scally the owner of your favorite team GILLINGHAM FC. He lives in Dubai you know , so he probably doesn't know about the unfortunate incident at Aston Villa today, as in you getting fired.
MR BRUCE, putting it bluntly WE NEED YOU , WE WANT YOU, PLEASE ,PLEASE COME AND HELP US, MR.LIDBIT WILL EVEN PICK YOU UP FROM THE STATION AND LET YOU STAY AT HIS HOUSE UNTIL YOU FIND A PLACE TO LIVE.
I mean lets be serious your not going to find a job in the Premier Division unless it's somewhere like Cardiff and you don't want to live there do you , there going down no matter what you do so thats a no no. ??
Championship Division , what are you going to get offered there , Hull, ??? No way would you go back there, you could not repeat what you did there last time, so I honestly see no other alternative than for you to come HOME, back to good old Gillingham.
Simple program really, you save us from relegation this year, you will have THREE Transfer windows between now and next May when you get us promoted , so no problem there. A couple of years in the Championship, four transfer windows and Brighton, Bournmouth ,Man City, Liverpool here we come thanks to our own Stevie Bruce.
Look forward to hearing you signed a 5 year contract this coming weekend, so welcome home Mr Bruce.